smoking a beer
chugging a blunt
i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts
I’m howling
this is the equivalent of making a movie about a succubus and calling it SUCC
It’s actually slightly worse than that, because “chupa” isn’t just the verb “suck” – that would be “chupar”. “Chupa” is a verb inflection that reads one of two ways: when paired with a subject, it’s indicative (i.e., it describes an action being performed by its subject; hence, “chupacabra” = “goat-sucker”), but without an explicit subject, it becomes imperative. This film’s title is commanding you to suck.
hate how most of my problems are abstract or systematic i wanna fight more of them with a sword
I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use
I ghostwrote these tags my god
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SLEEPY 🥱
I CLENCH MY PILLOW BLANKEY 🛌
I LAY DOWN GET REAL COZY 😴
I AM THE SEEPY GIRLY 😌
Happy plagueiversary
This has been the longest ten years or six months of my life
I was thinking recently about how "alt" subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything
ALT
Yes, this is it! This is exactly it!!